What if God was one of us? Just a stranger on a bus, masturbating violently.
fuck kind of bus do you ride
I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT BIRD AND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED
I found my electric cigarette. Today is a good day.
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
remember when we found out Neville Longbottom had bigger balls than anyone else in the HP series
remember how Dumbledore told us this in the very first book, but no one believed him
I will never understand why people find Time Paradoxes so difficult to get their heads around.
It’s like “What is there to debate? It goes round in a circle, that’s it.”
I WAS WATHCING PORN AND MY MOM CAME I N MY ROOM WITHOUT KNOCKING SO I SWITCHED TABS TO THIS FUCKING IMAGE AND I STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD I HIT MY TESTICLES AND I STARTED CRYING AND MY MOM DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING SHE JUST LEFT
I’ve lost control of my life and I have other things I need to do.
taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:
Clever way of getting his features in there.
cr: thqys
LITTLE FUCKING BEAR PANCAKES!
I WANT SOME SO I CAN DRENCH THEM IN MAPLE SYRUP OH MY GOD
THIS IS SO CUTE I DON’T EVEN LIKE PANCAKES
I FINALLY RECORDED MYSELF EXPLAINING SOMETHING FUNNY ON TUMBLR TO MY MOM
I TRIED EXPLAINING THIS
IM GONNA FUCKING COMMIT
wake up disney
Pledge allegiance to the struggle
It doesn’t matter what fandom you’re in.
That shit’s devotion and deserves respect.
holy shit
when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man
