I found my electric cigarette. Today is a good day.
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
I will never understand why people find Time Paradoxes so difficult to get their heads around.
It’s like “What is there to debate? It goes round in a circle, that’s it.”
I WAS WATHCING PORN AND MY MOM CAME I N MY ROOM WITHOUT KNOCKING SO I SWITCHED TABS TO THIS FUCKING IMAGE AND I STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD I HIT MY TESTICLES AND I STARTED CRYING AND MY MOM DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING SHE JUST LEFT
I’ve lost control of my life and I have other things I need to do.
I FINALLY RECORDED MYSELF EXPLAINING SOMETHING FUNNY ON TUMBLR TO MY MOM
I TRIED EXPLAINING THIS
IM GONNA FUCKING COMMIT